1. lamelohan:

    When my friends take my phone and wont give it back


    (via flamingho3s)


  2. snowmiserr:

    one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
    and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
    he said you too and floated on.  

    (Source: theofficialwalmart, via phobias)

  3. stinkmits:

    the assassination of Julius Caesar  

    (via death-by-lulz)


  5. excessively-english-little-b:


    "look at the stars, 

    look how they shine for you” image


    (via phobias)


  6. "Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence."
    — Buddha (via kushandwizdom)

  7. "Don’t trust charming. Why? Because the boy who can talk all the right words knows it too well. Things like boys and love aren’t meant to be practiced like that, it should be a bit awkward- it should be raw."
    — The best advice I’ve ever received. (via scxndal)

    (Source: zzoeannalise, via whispers-of-the-rain)

  8. groovychainsaws:

    American education

    Well it’s true they want people with degrees then they also want you to have experience, but how can you get it of they don’t hire you, so basically you got the degree for nothing, and now you’re in crushing debt and student loans

    (via internetcallgirl)

  10. Sailor Moon’s Transformation

    (via eternal-sailormoon)